michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go

-Matthew Gray Gubler   (via astronomized)

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slytherbitch-in-the-impala:

I’m an idiot for getting in a relationship again

Nothing’s fucking changed

Bae what happened? :(

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

(Source: themourningroutine, via slytherbitch-in-the-impala)

be-sex:

 

abs3nt:

i’m literally worth thousands of dollars

in medical bills

(Source: abs3nt, via predictablerelapse)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via fakeyourdeth)

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.


-(via mrzim)

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cumfort:

feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

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