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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via coveredindarkness)

slytherbitch-in-the-impala:

The problem with pants is that sometimes I have to wear them.

When I see my first meal plan

edrecoveryprobs:

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davvson:

i think i just what even omfg

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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(via futurekingofnowhere)

madhatter0:

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

why do bad TV streaming links happen to good people

(via slytherbitch-in-the-impala)

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.

-The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via clanni)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via exprexs)